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by Ontime
Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:42 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: Lot keys
Replies: 0
Views: 467

Lot keys

Are there keys available at this time?
by Ontime
Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:21 am
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: Curt-n-Paste
Replies: 1
Views: 447

Curt-n-Paste

The greatest food in human history By KYLE SMITH Last Updated: 8:35 PM, July 29, 2013 Posted: 10:35 PM, July 27, 2013 What is “the cheapest, most nutritious and bountiful food that has ever existed in human history” Hint: It has 390 calories. It contains 23g, or half a daily serving, of protein, plu...
by Ontime
Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:07 am
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: Gauley Roll Call
Replies: 15
Views: 1159

Re: Gauley Roll Call

So that's what that thing is called? I always thought it was called "that little boof there at the end before the takeout"
by Ontime
Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:58 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: Zoo Fence
Replies: 79
Views: 6059

Re: Zoo Fence

We should be struggling together. We mustn't fight each other.
Surely we should be united against the common enemy; The Judean People's Front!
by Ontime
Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:27 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: Why Does Getting Hit in the Testicles Hurt So Much?
Replies: 4
Views: 436

Why Does Getting Hit in the Testicles Hurt So Much?

Why Does Getting Hit in the Testicles Hurt So Much? by Matt Soniak - July 12, 2012 - 10:05 PM More than any other bodily injury, getting hit in the testicles is probably what every man dreads most. Of all the soft, fleshy spots on the human body, none register the same kind of incapacitating, end-of...
by Ontime
Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:18 am
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: Mayor Bloomberg, you must stop this practice!
Replies: 6
Views: 430

Mayor Bloomberg, you must stop this practice!

For the common good, you must outlaw the New York Marathon and other organized events that involve more than 1 hour of moderate exercise within 1 day. It is your duty, Mr Bloomberg, to, as you say, simply force people to understand. Excess exercise 'hurts the heart' and cause dangerous long-term har...
by Ontime
Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:07 am
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: A Quick Jaunt to Old Mexico!
Replies: 3
Views: 326

Re: A Quick Jaunt to Old Mexico!

You were on the coast right. I think most of the bad stuff is south of Texas and Arizona. Which reminds me I remember walking around NYC one time and being told we were on a very good street. 2 blocks over, we were told, ya don't want to be there. So I am wondering. What indomitable force of nature ...
by Ontime
Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:51 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: WE'VE GOT MEGADETH!!!
Replies: 11
Views: 787

WE'VE GOT MEGADETH!!!

"I'm just hoping that whatever is in the White House next year is a Republican," said Megadeth mainman Dave Mustaine in a recent interview. "I can't bear to watch what's happened to our great country. Everybody's got their head in the sand. Everybody in the industry is like, 'Oh, Obam...
by Ontime
Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:41 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: Took 1,000 Strokes and Forgot to take 1
Replies: 7
Views: 443

Re: Took 1,000 Strokes and Forgot to take 1

I find it funny that people must be counselled to laugh at themselves.
by Ontime
Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:39 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: GO MOUNTAINEERS
Replies: 5
Views: 381

Re: GO MOUNTAINEERS

Probably nobody knows this but I was the Mountaineer at one time. No not the real mascot -- although people did try to convince me to try out for it -- but on a home coming float. I like to think I looked pretty hot in those leathers and coonskin hat. I didn't but I do like to think that I did. Ah m...
by Ontime
Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:33 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: GO MOUNTAINEERS
Replies: 5
Views: 381

Re: GO MOUNTAINEERS

You've been talkin' to Jennifer Manucy haven'cha?

She said: "I guess in-breeding does have some perks after all."



:D:
by Ontime
Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:28 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: 2011 stats and highlights
Replies: 28
Views: 1754

Re: 2011 stats and highlights

Don't get me wrong. I like pocket protectors and Monty Python just as much as the next guy. :tongue:
But even I have my limits :D:
by Ontime
Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:57 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: GO MOUNTAINEERS
Replies: 5
Views: 381

GO MOUNTAINEERS

All you Carolina fans...feel free to thank me personally for what WVU did to Clem'p'son last night.
by Ontime
Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:47 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: 2011 stats and highlights
Replies: 28
Views: 1754

Re: 2011 stats and highlights

Never trust a Lowes salesperson.

It's like getting a crappy tattoo. Cheap up front but very costly to have removed.
by Ontime
Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:46 pm
Forum: The Parking Lot
Topic: 2011 stats and highlights
Replies: 28
Views: 1754

Re: 2011 stats and highlights

Maybe ya'll need to keep a log in ACCESS database.

Jennifer Manucy can set you up.

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